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Wow…it’s been a while since I’ve participated at Masturbation Monday (#253) . However, the lovely image—provided by a frequent ‘tweeter’ I follow who goes by The Other Me —held so much story potential. I went with the first thought that came to mind. How fitting that it happened to be a ‘tongue twister’. (Check out the image to get the joke!) I hope you enjoy my little naughty ‘drabble’.
She sold her seashell by the seashore, a decision resulting from her husband’s boat never returning to dock. Her prized possession was her milky-white conch whose large, pink interior was fingered often and filled with brine by the many sailors who came to port.
Her husband resented her shell, forced by manliness to never acknowledge how he’d wished a shell of his own. His cruelty grated as he insisted hers was worth a dime a dozen. Yet, her wares brought in much more bounty than his fishing boat ever did…which is why she made sure it capsized at sea. ■
(100 words)
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Beatrix_B | The Pink Seam © 2019
Masturbation Monday is a long-standing, weekly writing meme hosted by Kayla Lords. Want to join in and share your smutty tales and sexy perspectives? Read the rules here!
Ha! comes to mind.
“slick” little story.
Thank You.
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I’m so glad you enjoyed it!
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WOW. You’ve packed a LOT in 100 words…love it! And welcome back!
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Thanks, Kayla! I’m glad to have caught you this week!
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Fantastic. This is such a clever little micro-fiction. Well done 👏
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Thanks! Happy you enjoyed it!
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Fast and fun! I admire people who can write these short stories that have so much in them! TFS!
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Well, thank you for making my little story one of your picks this week!
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[…] She sold her seashell by the seashore, a decision resulting from her husband’s boat never returning to dock. Keep reading. […]
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Oooh what a fabulous and thorough tale, all in 100 words. I loved it x
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Thank you! It’s fun when and idea comes together so quickly with very few words.
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“whose large, pink interior was fingered often and filled with brine” ooooh, that phrasing made me crack up! Perfect choice of words.
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Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it! 😀
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I want to make like Captain Sparrow and jack!
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Hahaha! You are hilarious. I hope it was a good one!
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Very impressive how you were able to say so much with so little words! Lovely and tale with a lot of depth and wittiness in the use of words!
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Thanks so much for sharing your appreciation of my work! I’m happy you enjoyed it!
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This was so very clever! Loved it! 😉
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Thanks! It’s great when an image allows a story to just flash before you mind’s eye!
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[…] right now, it’s time to wax my plank! Er, I mean walk the plank! Inspired by The Pink Seam: Shelly. This is the Captain Meriwether Lewis Dredge off the Missouri River. Unfortunately it was far too […]
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You’ve taken the double entendre to a whole new place. Nicely done.
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Haha! Well…it was the image prompt that led me down that path. But, I definitely had fun putting my spin on it.
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A very titillating naughty little snail. 😱 I mean tale
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Thanks! This one was fun!
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